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Funny joke ‣ Nice Irishman

An Irishman from Amrriada entered the confessional and told the priest, “I almost had sex with another woman.”Priest: “What do you mean almost?” “Well, we took off our clothes and rubbed together, but I stopped,” Ireland said. “To spend it…

Lioness Asks Photographer For Help

The photographer immediately realized that something was wrong …This wildlife photographer was shocked when he suddenly felt something on his shoulder. He turned around and saw a lioness who looked like she needed help. The photographer immediately realized that something…

A man took his wife to a Broadway show

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms. He searched in vain for the rest rooms, but instead,…

Funny Joke ‣ Little Old Ladies | Funny

Three old women sat at the table and discussed their senile problems. The first said: “Sometimes I find myself standing in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand and I can’t remember whether to remove…

A Man Who Drank Alot

To a man who drank a lot, his wife said, “If you ever come home drunk, I’ll leave you.”Anyway, that night he went to the pub and drank a lot, and his shirt was all stained.He told his friend, “If…

Husband and wife are snugly in bed

Husband and wife made themselves comfortable in their beds.The passion heats up.But then the woman stops and says, “I don’t want to. I just want you to hug me.”Husband says “WHAT???” The woman explains that he doesn’t have to be…