A man took his wife to a Broadway show

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms. He searched in vain for the rest rooms, but instead,…

Funny Joke ‣ Little Old Ladies | Funny

Three old women sat at the table and discussed their senile problems. The first said: “Sometimes I find myself standing in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand and I can’t remember whether to remove…

A Man Who Drank Alot

To a man who drank a lot, his wife said, “If you ever come home drunk, I’ll leave you.”Anyway, that night he went to the pub and drank a lot, and his shirt was all stained.He told his friend, “If…

Husband and wife are snugly in bed

Husband and wife made themselves comfortable in their beds.The passion heats up.But then the woman stops and says, “I don’t want to. I just want you to hug me.”Husband says “WHAT???” The woman explains that he doesn’t have to be…

Story ‣ Delivering Justice

Aman finds the winning jack 5700 int.A daytime tug ho reads an ad about a wet man losing his wallet and offers 550 rewards to whoever turns it.Soon he finds the owner and gives him the purse, while the rich…

Why do you want more pay

The Mexican maid demanded a raise.The woman was very upset about this and decided to tell him about the promotion.She asked, “Maria, why are you getting paid more?”Maria: “Well, señora, there are three reasons why I want a promotion.The first…